There are quite a few things that Larry Bird might do. Many of them, the reader likely doesn’t even suspect. For instance, did you know that Larry Bird would eat a bad oyster? It’s true, he would.
Especially if he didn’t know that the oyster in question was bad. And he would eat that oyster without knowing that that same oyster also happened to have spent no small amount of time dangerously close to an errant and painfully raw chicken breast.
Did you know that Larry Bird might walk in on someone in the bathroom, even though it would be considered rude?
He would, especially if he really had to go, and the person had been “hogging” the bathroom, and was completely unaware that Larry Bird was having a serious issue at that very moment related to the aforementioned bad oyster.
I’m not saying he did, but he certainly would, given the proper conditions.
Would you believe that Larry Bird might even be so distraught at his predicament that he might raise his voice and even curse a complete stranger who also happened to be having a gastrointestinal emergency of his own, albeit one related to a particularly spicy fish taco from the previous night, and not an oyster?
He would.
